Motorist: I was only following orders.
Because it had a 4-way.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
Because Jesus saves.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Follow the litre.
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
It's beer pressure.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
