Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole