Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

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Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.