What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center?

San Diego.

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.