How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

What was your college major?

Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

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How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...