How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!