What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

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Who won the race?

Society.

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They turn off their Xbox.

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

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She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

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