What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

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Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?

Jergen's lotion.

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public