Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public
Because he was inuit to win it
They heard it was a Superfund site.
The lottery.
Celebrity adoption.
uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!
They're not infallible
She should play the lottery too !
The sweepstakes.
To win dough.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Charles your luck on the lottery !
She soldered on.
Jackpot!
Cha-chink!
Automobile.
just add a G and now she's gone.
Pound an alarm
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
Neighbor
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Mark Sanchez.
Pick Six
Lentil next time.
We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Because they lost an I.
