What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.