What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.