What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

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What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !