What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"