Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

All men must die.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.