Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)