Meh Jokes

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What does a Canadian hipster say?

meh".

How's your Mom's cherry pie taste?

Meh.. It's Oedipal

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Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Hugh Hefner Jokes More Hugh Hefner Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.