How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

What Do You Call A Winery In Alabama?

Vineyard Skynyrd

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Louisiana Jokes More Louisiana Jokes

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence