How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self