What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!