What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

How did Feminism start?

With an unlocked kitchen door

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.