What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

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