What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.