What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !