What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes