What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

Woofer Jokes More Woofer Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.