What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

because all day they deal with ores.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!