What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Woofer Jokes More Woofer Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.