How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas?

He felt his presents...