How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

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How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.