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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Bernd-wagoners!
A centipede with a wooden leg!
I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
They're not infallible
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
A receding hare line.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
A centipede with a wooden leg !
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
82
Getting all high and mighty
Everything, given enough time
A vacuum cleaner.
Lou !
A promegranate.
None
because theyre always wacking guys off....
Because there were lots of turn ons.
The store guard.
Toucan play at that game
You can actually negotiate with a terrorist.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.