99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
My erection.
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
Raisin Bran
r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
