How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What's the phone number of Clucking Bell?

99 6dip74545cheese

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.