How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.