What did Jesus say to the Mexicans?

Don't do anything until I get back

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What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.