What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican't

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands