Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!