Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What do Swedish people put in their coffee?

Artifical Swedeners

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.