Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.