Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)
In a Mau5oleum!
Dry Humour.
JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too
Because Jesus saves.
He is risen.
I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions
Because he was a slice of bread
I'M BREADY TO DIE"
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back