How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R