How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

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Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What's baked everyday and sells itself?

bread

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.