What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

A: Heck

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.