What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

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Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.