Smashed potatoes.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Whedon?
Because a black widow has no husband.
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
Hydra-Gin
Because he doesn't work with Vision
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
Because they heard he's a web developer
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
With a pumpkin patch!
Ant Man
Aunt Man
Because he is a trans-parent.
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
The ones with food.
By bee-mail.
He replied "They fit like a glove."
A Fit!!!!!!!!!!
