Avenger Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper