What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.