Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!