What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.