What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.