What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

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What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?