What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.