What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.