What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

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Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.