Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25