Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life?

Myrrhder

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What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

Where have you been all my life?

Please go back there.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25