What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.