What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!