What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.