Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)