Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

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Move the trees closer together.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Tutankhamun.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.