How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What do Brits call a fleshlight?

A blowtorch.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.