Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Break Pencil Jokes More Break Pencil Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post