Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

Break Pencil Jokes More Break Pencil Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post