How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.