How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.