What did the yogi have for breakfast?

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...