What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Previous Random Joke Next

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.