What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !