What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.