What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.