What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

I'm Prada you son."

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.