What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men do a feminist need to make her sandwich?

two. One from front and another from behind.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.