What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.