What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.