What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.