What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.