What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!