What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.