How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

aggregated basalt

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.