You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
TUH KEELLUHHH!!!
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
They start to fret.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
The bricks will get laid.
A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"
Dominoes. Falling one at a time.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
