How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt