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2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection