Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.