What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

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What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.