How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

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What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions