How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

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What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel?

Khartoum Network.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !