How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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Girl you sure are sweet.

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Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

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They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

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I don't care.

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Khartoum Network.

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How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !